Some days, I miss being in love.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

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I’m bored.

Bathroom wall philosophy.

Bathroom wall philosophy.